Working Woman's Diet

First of all, ALL Women WORK!!!

Here is a meal plan specifically designed for a woman's day:


This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day

BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice Whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 biscuit

SNACK

The rest of the biscuits from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

4 comments:

The Redhead Riter said...

You left out the big bowl of ice cream smothered in chocolate with whipped cream on top LOL

Marlene said...

My kind of diet!!! :-)

the modern viking said...

I needed this. Instead of herbal tea, try Get Happy tea from WholeFoods. Full of optimism and energy :)

TIGHTWAD said...

Yep. Been there!